About
A block of flats that took eighty-five years to become a hotel.
Built 1936, bricked up 1974, reopened 2021. Eighteen rooms, one dining room, and a courtyard with a fig tree in it that nobody is allowed to touch.
The building
Ramsgate Avenue runs up the hill from the northern end of the promenade, and in the 1930s it filled with the sort of interwar apartment blocks that Sydney built when it had decided it was a Mediterranean city. Rendered brick, arched ground floors, terracotta roofs, courtyards in the middle. Most of them came down between 1960 and 1990. This one did not, mainly because the family that owned it could never agree on selling.
It was twelve flats and a caretaker's attic. The arches on the ground floor were bricked up in 1974 to make another bedsit, which is the single worst thing anyone ever did to it and the first thing that got undone. The courtyard had been roofed over as a car park; that came off too.
Reopening it as a hotel in 2021 took eighteen months and produced eighteen rooms — fewer than the twelve flats would suggest, because the good rooms got bigger rather than more numerous. Sal sits where the entrance hall and two of the ground floor flats used to be, opening back into the courtyard through the arches.
How it runs
Nobody wears a uniform. There is no concierge desk and no turndown service, and if you want a restaurant booking somebody will make it and will not take a commission for it. Breakfast is at Sal and is included in exactly none of the room rates, because we would rather charge you for it if you eat it.
The kitchen buys whole fish at the Fish Market three mornings a week and vegetables at Carriageworks on Saturdays. The bread comes from four streets away. None of that is a sustainability position, it is just how a thirty-eight seat room gets fed.
- Rooms18
- Built1936, reopened 2021
- Walk to the beach4 minutes
- Bondi to Bronte walk9 minutes to the trailhead
- Bondi Junction10 minutes by car
- Sydney Airport30 minutes
- CategoriesFour
- Dining roomSal, 38 seats
- LiftAll three floors
In full
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Bondi Casa does not exist. There is no hotel at 27 Ramsgate Avenue, North Bondi. The rooms, the rates, the dining room, the offers and the journal entries are all invented, nothing on this site can be booked, and no payment is ever taken. The telephone number and the email address are unreachable by design — the address uses a reserved .example domain that cannot receive mail.
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